i'm plizard and i'm just trying to have a traditional italian dinner with my family

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blastortoise:

Whoever takes my virginity is gonna get at least 20,000,000,000 experience points and a couple of rare item drops

bombing:

it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started

kakashitting:

one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara

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that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

sweetguts:

an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:

give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up