i'm plizard and i'm just trying to have a traditional italian dinner with my family

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Whoever takes my virginity is gonna get at least 20,000,000,000 experience points and a couple of rare item drops


it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started


one of my all time favourite moments in the entire naruto manga is gai’s face when he hears taijutsu is the only thing that will work on madara


that is the face of a man who is going to fuck someone up


are you ready to get




an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:

give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious


How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up